The rabbi shrugs. "Why should I be? I've been married to your sister these past forty-three years." I always use my fingers to play the banjo, I guess you could say I’m quite the digital banjo player.

I recently got a prosthetic hand and working at the poker table would be a challenge but I think I can deal with it.At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Finger Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I always use my fingers to play the bass guitar, I guess you could say I’m quite the digital bassist.

Did you know, zombies don’t eat popcorn with their fingers? They like to eat their fingers separately. A woman calling Massachusetts General Hospital says, “Hello, I want to know if there’s any sign that a patient is improving at all.” I went to my doctor and told him that I broke my arm in two places. He advised me to stop going to those places.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

you have to remind yourself to slow down when you’re eating, even when you’re at a nice restaurant. So the first guy says, "I came home from work, suspecting my wife of cheating on me. I find no man around, but my wife is disrobed and laying in the bed. Finally, after searching for awhile, I find a man hanging off our balcony. So I hammer him fingers until he falls to his death. Unfortunately, he lands in some bushes and, save for a few cuts and bruises, he's alright. So, as mad as I am, I throw our fridge out over the balcony on top of him. I felt so bad, that I shot myself."

Fingers are super sensitive – they can detect even the tiniest vibrations in the air, which is how we can feel sound! Never take out the bread earlier from the toaster. You'll burn your hand and it'll be quite toasty. A few people were mean to me about choosing to wear mittens instead of gloves, but I don’t like to point fingers. My dad literally told me this one last week: ‘Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’” Here are some of the best finger puns around today and we hope you have as much fun reading them as we did creating them: Funny Puns About FingersTen minutes later, a nurse came in and asked what he has. “Shingles,” he responded. She followed this up by giving him a blood pressure test, taking his height and weight, and getting his temperature. Before exiting the room, she told him to take off all of his clothes put on a robe, and wait for the doctor.